Dear Councilman Strauss:
I am writing to you about a disturbing eruption of hate in North Seattle.
I well remember my phone conversation with you a couple of months ago. You mentioned your concern with police brutality, in particular the use of tear gas on mostly peaceful protesters during the 1999 WTO meetings in Seattle. Since you were 23 at the time I can well understand what a brutal experience it was for you. And you demonstrated your opposition to "hate" in the way you pronounced that word with remarkable affect.
So here is a "tag" under the bridge on Aurora Av. N. at N 63rd Street just a few blocks from my home.
Pretty special isn't it. Perhaps your eyesight isn't quite up to snuff this morning. I will translate:
The "tag" reads: FUCK / THE UNCLE / TOM ASS / KAREN / NOSEY / ASS RICH / ASS PEOPLE.
I think you will agree that this sort of racist sexist homophobic hate has no place in "our community" in Seattle. I wonder if the tagger was incensed that the nice liberal ladies that live west of Green Lake are beginning to demand that the City "Do Something" about the homeless that live about 20 feet away from the "tag."
I think we can all agree that anyone that slanders nice liberal ladies has no place in "our community."
However, I am bound to notice that the "tagger" seems to be confused. He talks of "Uncle Tom," no doubt from his extensive reading of anti-slavery literature. Uncle Toms are black. Yet he is also incensed at "Karen." We all know that "Karen" is a pejorative for "bossy white woman." The word "Nosey" is clearly anti-semitic. The use of the word "Ass" I interpret to be simple and outrageous homophobia.
Really, how bad can it get? In North Seattle? Racist hate. Sexist hate. Anti-Semitic hate. Homophobic hate. What are you doing about this abomination, Councilman Strauss?
By the way, I observed a "tag" on the path around Green Lake the other day. It read "ABOLISH COPS BILLIONAIRES." And I thought of you when I read it, because of your earnest concern about police brutality.
But, for me, as a racist-sexist-homophobe from way back, the ABOLISH COPS BILLIONAIRES was merely comical. If you abolish cops then what you get is vigilante groups and gangs. As a wise politician, I am sure you are deeply conscious of this. If you abolish billionaires then you abolish the Great Enrichment of the last 200 years. As a wise reader of history I am sure you are deeply conscious of this.
By the way, I read that noble lefty Antifa types on May 28, 2020 pursued and beat up an Asian man they thought was the notorious white supremacist Any Ngo. Oh wait! Andy is Asian and gay. So those Antifa mostly peaceful protesters were racist homophobes. Who knew? Of course, since the mostly peaceful protesters were masked it could be that they were really Proud Boys haters impersonating mostly peaceful progressive protesters in order to blacken the noble name of Antifa.
One of my maxims is an answer to Oscar Wilde's famous question: "What Do Women Want?" As a racist-sexist-homophobe I declare that Wilde got it wrong. It is not what women want, it is what women expect. And what women expect is:
Women expect to be protected.
At some point in the near future, I predict, the nice liberal ladies in your uberliberal district in North Seattle will demand that you act to protect them as they expect. They will throw away their #WeBelieve signs and plant #SaveOurCity signs in their front yards. I don't know what will set them off, but I expect it will be an intersection of the homeless -- that are building magnificent tented residences west of Green Lake that will soon rank with the finest tents and yurts of Central Asian warriors -- and crime. You see, women expect to be protected, from vagrants and criminals. I wonder why.
Did you know that the home invasion we suffered here on April 24, 2021 was not the only disturbance of the peace in "our community." Just across the street last week a neighbor who is a single woman found that someone had been trying to break the lock on her door.
Yep. A couple of criminal incidents our our street in a couple of months. And the Seattle Police Department is down how many peace officers right now? I'm sure you know the exact number. And I am sure that you are Doing Something about it.
When women realize that the protectors -- the politicians and the police -- are not going to protect them then they can turn overnight from nice liberal ladies into veritable Maenads.
I imagine that nothing is more important to you than doing your job. When it comes down to it, you have one job, Councilman Strauss. And that is to protect the women of North Seattle as they expect to be protected.
And that means, finally, that you, Councilman Strauss, declare war on hate: hate on our very doorstep here in North Seattle.
How could you have let this happen? That is my question.
Perhaps you could reply with a thoughtful answer that does not include your favorite phrase: "I have a meeting in five minutes."
Sincerely,
Christopher Chantrill

