Here's what gets me about all the liberal pervs exposed in the current Pervnado witch hunt. It is that once you start going extracurricular you end up doing the most degrading and revolting things.
And the reason is obvious. You cannot just bonk the interns with a blithe disregard for the rest of the world as though you were living in a French movie. The rest of the world includes your wife, your friends, your business associates, and the public in general, and they don't like French movies enacted in real life.
So if you are a Matt Lauer, disgraced host of NBC's iconic Today show, you have to put out a public face of decency and probity. Matt was supposed to be a family man, with wife and children, so he couldn't be conducting open affairs with other women. He was a celebrity in Manhattan, after all.
So his sexual muckings-about had to be done furtively, and quickly. Press the button under the desk; press the flesh, expose the pubes, and on to the next gig.
Now I'm as bad as the next guy, with the most inappropriate fantasies, but I just cannot imagine conducting relations with a woman unless I can see the light of love in her eyes. To me, there is a basic question: what would be the point of a sexual relationship without the love-light in her eyes.
And the basic fact about a relationship with a woman is that the love-light comes from spending time with her, giving her the space and the time to kindle her love for you. You cannot get it in a hole in the corner, not for long, because women want to parade their love before all the world.
Hey, there's a new physics for you. Forget your Newton or your Einstein. Space and time are the necessary and sufficient causes of human female love.
So I now realize that the conventional representations of caddishness, from Don Giovanni to Faust are missing the point. Caddish men do not live a life going from affair to affair, from conquest to conquest. Not at all.
Instead the Weinsteins and the Lauers and the Clintons are married. They have wives and children, and a public persona. Their public profile means that they cannot be reported to be carrying on an affair, and cannot be photographed with their lover by the New York Times legendary photographer Bill Cunningham at some fancy charity fundraiser. So their perving has to be done furtively and out of sight, in good Victorian fashion, to keep up appearances. So they are reduced to discharging their lusts in hole-in-the-corner moments with whatever woman comes in handy at the moment. Assisted by a lock-the-door button under the desk.
Can you spell Double Standard? I thought that was supposed to have gone out with the sexual revolution. Only it didn't.
So let us propose a radical notion. The old rules of courtship and family and fidelity were not monstrous impositions of the patriarchy on a helpless womanhood. They were established because that is What Women Want.
To understand what is going on right now, you only have to realize that women are finally speaking up and saying that the sexual revolution and its hookup culture are not What Women Want.
Of course, I am not saying that women know What Women Want. They are, instead, rather like men in that they want a lot of things, and are a little blind to the fact that they cannot have them all at once.
But that is another story.
And the reason is obvious. You cannot just bonk the interns with a blithe disregard for the rest of the world as though you were living in a French movie. The rest of the world includes your wife, your friends, your business associates, and the public in general, and they don't like French movies enacted in real life.
So if you are a Matt Lauer, disgraced host of NBC's iconic Today show, you have to put out a public face of decency and probity. Matt was supposed to be a family man, with wife and children, so he couldn't be conducting open affairs with other women. He was a celebrity in Manhattan, after all.
So his sexual muckings-about had to be done furtively, and quickly. Press the button under the desk; press the flesh, expose the pubes, and on to the next gig.
Now I'm as bad as the next guy, with the most inappropriate fantasies, but I just cannot imagine conducting relations with a woman unless I can see the light of love in her eyes. To me, there is a basic question: what would be the point of a sexual relationship without the love-light in her eyes.
And the basic fact about a relationship with a woman is that the love-light comes from spending time with her, giving her the space and the time to kindle her love for you. You cannot get it in a hole in the corner, not for long, because women want to parade their love before all the world.
Hey, there's a new physics for you. Forget your Newton or your Einstein. Space and time are the necessary and sufficient causes of human female love.
So I now realize that the conventional representations of caddishness, from Don Giovanni to Faust are missing the point. Caddish men do not live a life going from affair to affair, from conquest to conquest. Not at all.
Instead the Weinsteins and the Lauers and the Clintons are married. They have wives and children, and a public persona. Their public profile means that they cannot be reported to be carrying on an affair, and cannot be photographed with their lover by the New York Times legendary photographer Bill Cunningham at some fancy charity fundraiser. So their perving has to be done furtively and out of sight, in good Victorian fashion, to keep up appearances. So they are reduced to discharging their lusts in hole-in-the-corner moments with whatever woman comes in handy at the moment. Assisted by a lock-the-door button under the desk.
Can you spell Double Standard? I thought that was supposed to have gone out with the sexual revolution. Only it didn't.
So let us propose a radical notion. The old rules of courtship and family and fidelity were not monstrous impositions of the patriarchy on a helpless womanhood. They were established because that is What Women Want.
To understand what is going on right now, you only have to realize that women are finally speaking up and saying that the sexual revolution and its hookup culture are not What Women Want.
Of course, I am not saying that women know What Women Want. They are, instead, rather like men in that they want a lot of things, and are a little blind to the fact that they cannot have them all at once.
But that is another story.