Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Ted Kennedy Bridge Joke

You can’t do enough Ted Kennedy bridge jokes, any more than you can have enough of the time that Ted Kennedy visited a bond-trading floor in Manhattan.

“Any of you ladies need a ride home,” boomed a loud voice.

There’s a Ted Kennedy joke involving the late Pat, Mrs. William F. Buckley, Jr., told by Linda Bridges

Ted Kennedy was staying in Gstaad and had visited the Buckleys along with the Galbraiths one afternoon.  The Galbraiths left early but Ted stayed on. 

Finally it was time for him to return to Gstaad, and rather than take the train he asked if he could borrow a car. “You certainly may not,” said Pat. “There are three bridges between here and Gstaad.”

Yep.  You can’t get enough of that sort of thing. 

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