A political gaffe, we know, is when a politician inadvertently tells the truth.
So what do we call Senator Kerry’s (D-MA) “Stuck in Iraq” comment?
You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. And if you don't, you get stuck in Iraq.
(Emphasis added.)
Because it’s not true. The men and women in the US Armed Forces are in fact better qualified and better motivated than the general population. Here’s a report from the Heritage Foundation on the subject. And if you still aren’t convinced you can always check over at Michelle Malkin’s blog as outraged family members of active-duty warriors write in.
So what do you call a gaffe that’s objectively false? A Kerry?
Still, at least Senator Kerry isn’t taking things lying down. First he issues a defiant written statement that includes these fine issue-oriented words:
I'm sick and tired of these despicable Republican attacks that always seem to come from those who never can be found to serve in war, but love to attack those who did," Kerry said. "I'm not going to be lectured by a stuffed suit White House mouthpiece standing behind a podium, or doughy Rush Limbaugh, who no doubt today will take a break from belittling Michael J. Fox's Parkinson's disease to start lying about me just as they have lied about Iraq. It disgusts me.
Now, according to Fox News, he has made a personal statement.
"I apologize to no one for my criticism of the president and his broken policy," Kerry told reporters in a press conference in Seattle. "My statement yesterday, and the White House knows this full-well, was a botched joke about the president and the president's people and not about the troops."
But here’s a warning to Republicans. Don’t you try the “botched joke” excuse. Only millionaire Democrat senators get to use it.
Senator Kerry is a gift that keeps on giving.