As you lightheartedly skim through important opinion pieces from good
conservative pundits like Ann Coulter,
some of you RMC readers may not yet understand the fundamentals of the blood-in-the-water
Karl Rove affair. You may not understand what it is all about.
It is quite simple. There is an eternal principle of American
politics that explains the whole thing.
Whenever a Democrat lies, a Republican must resign.
Remember John Kerry and his stories about the Swiftboats? It turned out that he misspoke
about a few things. The media decided that it was all the fault of the Swiftboat Vets and that they
ought to resign from campaigning.
Remember when Bill Clinton lied about sex? Before it was all over, a whole flock
of Republicans had to resign, beginning with Speaker Newt Gingrich and including Speaker
Bob Livingstone.
Before that, there was the Iran-contra affair. Remember that? The Reagan
administration was trying to stop the spread of communism in Central America and
the Democrats were trying to stop them with quasi-legal dodges like the Boland Amendment.
The Democrats were lying about the lefties in Central America and fainting over
poster girls with a questionable hold on the truth like Rigoberta Menchu. So a couple
of Republican White House aides had to resign.
Before than was the Vietnam War. Democrats lied about that, so Republican
President Richard Nixon had to resign. Nixon was double-damned, of course, because
he had helped expose the lies of Democrat Alger Hiss a generation before.
Get it? The kerfuffle about Karl Rove and the daring undercover CIA agent
Valerie Plame all makes sense now, doesn’t it.
And it is comforting to know how concerned Democrats have become about
preserving the anonymity of CIA agents.