Of course, Some People don’t know to leave well enough alone, and we at the Road to the Middle Class have this week, I am afraid, put out a modest effort in this direction:
God rest ye merry, bureaucrats,
Let nothing you dismay.
For Christopher Columbus
Was born on Fitzmas Day.
To save us all from Satan’s power,
When we were gone astray.
O tidings of comfort and joy,
For Christopher Columbus
Was born on Fitzmas Day.
That is bad enough, but now John Derbyshire has gone and fractured several carols and Christmas songs, as in:
Jingle Mel, Jingle Mel, Jingle Mel rock,
Jingle Mel drink and Jingle Mel drive.
Cops pulled him over and asked him to breathe &mdash
That made Jingle Mel start to seethe.
Well you know the rest of the story. Then there’s “Rudy the Red-State Nightmare, ” and the incomparable “Bimbo Wonderland.”
Bimbos sing, are you listening,
See the lip gloss is glistening.
Their talents are slight,
They’re out clubbing every night,
Living in a bimbo wonderland.
How does he do it? Talent, I suppose. Talent and hard work.
A Merry Christmas to all our readers.
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